The Episodes

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Livin' La Lisbon Loca!
A proud city in a must-see country, Lisbon, Portugal, is full of culture, great food, and amazing music! Join us as we tour an inverted tower, a museum of old carriages, and an authentic Fado cafe'! 
We also talk about a man who lived hidden in the Chicago O'Hare International Airport for three months! Crazy stuff!
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Run! Zombies!
Zombies! The walking dead! Time to run for your life! This heart-pumping episode scream through the zombie runs, charity 5Ks, marathons, triathlons, and other activities that will get you off the couch!
We tell you how to outrun the zombie army, give you tips for other road races, and even tell you how the Chinese government is regulating their flight attendants during Covid!
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Nice is Nice!
This day trip takes us to Nice, France! Tour this lovely city with us as we experience the arts, foods, and sights of everything that is Nice! Learn how to park semi-legally, find perfect crepes, and drive narrow switchback roads in heroic fashion!
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Say Say Marseille!
This day trip visits Marseille, a French seaport that features crunchy navettes and delicious bouillabaisse! We also head to Aix-en-Provence, home of Paul Cezanne, 1,000 outdoor fountains, and some funky street layouts!
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We're On A Boat!
Food buffets! Unlimited booze! Must be on a boat! Part Four of our Four Part Med Cruise Series talks about the good and bad parts of the MSC Grandiosa! Find out when to book a massage, which package deals you should get, how to get mixed drinks at a discount, and why Zoe the Personal Cruise Assistant is not helpful! As a bonus, we tell you why EasyJet is making house calls in London! 
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Gonna Gonna Barcelona!
Amazing architecture! Yummy food! A laid-back vibe on the Mediterranean coast! It's Barcelona! Part Three of our Four Part Med Cruise Series features this vibrant Spanish city with a visit to a meat shop, a cupcakery, and the legendary Basilica de la Sagrada Familia!
We debate the value of tour buses, plus we check out a Maldives resort with unlimited visits for the next year! And remember this fact, Barcelona spells REAL BACON!
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We Halta for Malta!
On Part Two of our Four Part Med Cruise Series, we check out Valletta, Malta! History, culture, Mdina glass, and the legendary pastizz snack food! Plus can a cannonball blast a pigeon out of the air? And how does Arizona smell?
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Viva Italia!
On Part One of our Four Part Med Cruise Series, we tackle Genoa, Civitavecchia, Vatican City, and Palermo! We ate! We drank! And we totally screwed up our schedule in Sicily! 
 
We also give you the link to find a Papal Mass, plus tell you about a new idea in traveling where you sleep and dream your way to foreign lands
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The Truffles We've Seen!
Join us for a truffle hunt in the south of France! Learn 
why truffles are so expensive, where you can hunt truffles, and how to prepare truffles at home!
 
We also give you the link to the truffle farm to visit, plus tell you how you can become a Space Hero! 
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You Cannes Do It!
Want to walk the red carpet at Cannes? It's easy as long as the Film Festival isn't going on! Join us as we hit this gorgeous movie star hangout during an awesome New Year's Eve celebration!
We also tell you how to crash the film festival when it's in town, how to blend in with the beautiful people, and how you can be the Fresh Prince of Bel Air!
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Go Go Monaco!
Champagne dreams? Caviar wishes? Sounds like Monaco! Join our trip to a tiny country with serious cash, decadent cuisine, luxurious cars, and the one-of-a-kind Monte Carlo Casino! Fancy? Swanky? Yes to both! Listen in as we discuss the shopping, eating, gambling, and lifestyle of this haven tucked into the southern coast of France!
Plus, we discuss the Tokyo Toilet Project, where leading Japanese architects improve public toilets in Tokyo parks!
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Land Of The Lost Luggage!
Ever lose a bag? We found it at Unclaimed Baggage in Scottsboro, Alabama, where lost and forgotten luggage is up for sale! We tell you about the clothing, jewelry, electronics, and everything on the showroom floor!
We also highlight a soda fountain that's been in business since 1869, plus learn about a Taiwan contest for a flight that would never leave the ground!
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Kebabalicious!
Part Three of our special three-part series on Istanbul, Turkey, dives into the flavor, taste, and aromatics of all things delicious. Learn about kebabs, doners, baklava, kofta, tea, coffee, and all of the amazing spices that make Turkey a culinary destination! Join us in the Sultanahmet District in Old Town Istanbul!
We pass along professional tips for haggling at bazaars, plus update you on the Isle of Rum, a tiny Scottish island that is having a contest for you to relocate there!
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Lookah At That Hookah!
Part Two of our three-part series on Istanbul, Turkey, features hookah protocol! Learn how to partake without looking like a total goofball and what flavors of hookah are best for beginners! 
Plus, we take a quick look at Venice where two German backpackers were fined $1,067 for making coffee! Listen in for the deets!
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Turkey For Thanksgiving!
Part One of our special three-part series on Istanbul, Turkey, goes inside the Hagia Sophia, the Blue Mosque, and the Basilica Cistern! Navigate the crowds, deal with the pushy "helpers" who want to be your best friend, and learn what to wear for each venue!
And for a change of pace from a Turkey Thanksgiving, we'll tell you about a Swedish restaurant that only serves one person a day! 
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Death By Earth!
Ah, plummeting from 10,000 feet in the air down to the Earth. Fun! Get ready to hop out of an airplane as a skydiving instructor takes you on a tandem dive! Learn the cheapest days to jump, why you want some clouds in the sky, and why a sunset jump will cost you extra!
Plus, are cruise ships getting rid of buffets to stop Covid? What the holy guacamole is going on here?
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Kentucky Bourbon Trail!
Join our journey across the state of Kentucky for an inside look at the Kentucky Bourbon Tour. Find out how to get a Special Passport from the distilleries, what you should expect at each of the 16 bourbon makers, and why this is a bucket list item!
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Let's Poop In A Hole!
Substandard toilets? Or no toilet at all? This episode tells you how to stay squeaky clean in the great outdoors, how to go potty in developing countries without plumbing, plus we list the nasty diseases you can get if you don't wash your hands with soap. And if you've ever wanted to see the Museum of Toilet History, we'll tell you where to go!
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Vacation Movies!
Can't hit the road? Why not enjoy quality movies about travel and vacation? This episode suggests great movies to pass the time when you're stuck on the couch at home!
And we debate who is the ultimate travel actor! John Candy? Leonardo DiCaprio? It's a Battle Royale for movie supremacy!

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